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PO1 William "Chip" Nagel - CTO1 I am a badassed mofo big motherf****r @250 plus. But I can't grow a beard for the life of me. I look like a patchwork doll if I try.

SN Greg Wright - I can grow a pretty decent mustache, but my beard makes me look 15 again. It's embarrassing. I too have to leave the beard growing to others. LOL

SSgt (Join to see) - My mother's DNA both cursed and blessed me. (My dad's family all has MS and other problems, that I don't share, thankfully.) I almost never get sick, flu, colds, ets...but I have very little hair on my arms, legs, chest. Since I'm as big as I am, 6'2" over 250, the universal outlook seems to be that I should be hairy (no basis in logic, I know, but it is what it is), but I'm not. Good thing is, no one in my family, either side has ever gone bald, so I won't!

SN Greg Wright - That is Ok. I'm Pretty Sure that being 6'4" 210 lbs and looking like I have a Terminal Shitty Attitude is Overkill Enough for Most People I Deal With fortunately Those that Know Me Know It is all a Con Job. My Jewish Co-Worker Calls Me Papa Smurf!

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