DAVE CHAPPELLE | TERRORISTS AND BLACK PEOPLE

It's all in laughs folks, but this is rather true. I couldn't even get my ex terrorist aka wife to keep me. She said I had BPC, worked on CPT, and in the bed did no PT. She even complained about me having the itis after every meal. I thought all black people got the itis after eating. I got ditched for a BMW. I'm a BMW, but she wanted a newer version with money. She took me to court and the judge said I had no game. I told him "I've beaten a lot of folks in horse". Should've been quiet instead. I couldn't hit any J's, fades, trays, layups, dunks, crossovers, or break any ankles when he beat my ass on the court in court. Who knew Tim Duncan was a part time Judge and HOF player?