Posted on May 30, 2021
Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself
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"The virus was created in a lab!" present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing past Fauci to wag his finger and shake his head emphatically.
"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."
"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."
"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.
"No, no, no, that's a deranged conspiracy theory!" past Fauci said. "It's practically alt-right! Didn't you check Snopes? Anyway, at least we can agree we should wear double masks forever."
"No, masks aren't necessary anymore!" said current Fauci. "We just wear them for political theater."
"That's insulting! They're absolutely not theater!" said early May Fauci.
Dr. Fauci Gets In Heated Debate With Seventeen Previous Versions Of Himself
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I saw an item where Fauci had written that masks were responsible for many deaths during the Spanish Flu epidemic.
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Thank you my articulate and conservative friend Lt Col Charlie Brown for posting the perspective from babylonbee.com.
Who cares what Fauci and other talking heads, who change their minds regularly, pontificate on :-)
Who cares what Fauci and other talking heads, who change their minds regularly, pontificate on :-)
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