Posted on Feb 21, 2021
‘Hot water... a thing that nobody in Texas has’: Ted Cruz relentlessly skewered by SNL over...
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Saturday Night Live took a jab at Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s recent trip to Cancun in a cold open.
In a sketch hosted by Chloe Fineman playing Britney Spears, Aidy Bryant portrayed vacation-style Cruz wearing cornrows and beard.
“Hola, everyone!” Cruz said.
“Hey there, Ted. You look tan!” said Spears.
“I’m not tan. I just cried myself red over my fellow Texans. That’s why I drink in their honor.”
In a sketch hosted by Chloe Fineman playing Britney Spears, Aidy Bryant portrayed vacation-style Cruz wearing cornrows and beard.
“Hola, everyone!” Cruz said.
“Hey there, Ted. You look tan!” said Spears.
“I’m not tan. I just cried myself red over my fellow Texans. That’s why I drink in their honor.”
‘Hot water... a thing that nobody in Texas has’: Ted Cruz relentlessly skewered by SNL over...
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I wonder if SNL has done a skit about putting grand dad or grand ma in a NewYork Nursing Home, I hear they have vacancies!
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SNL can be depended on to mock all Republicans and very occasionally a Democrat
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I’m guessing you didn’t watch the skit? They absolutely took a sh*t on Cuomo about 2 seconds after they did Cruz.
SNL was brutal to Trump, but they don’t leave anyone out.
SNL was brutal to Trump, but they don’t leave anyone out.
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