'Human-sized' spider web found in Missouri forest

More evidence that 2020 is a living nightmare has been found deep in the forests of Missouri, where arachnids are spinning webs large enough to "catch" humans.

Just in time for Halloween, a giant spider web was discovered by the Missouri Department of Conservation's Francis Skalicky off a trail near Springfield.

People began freaking out accordingly after a photo of the web, spun by an orb weaver spider, was posted to Facebook.