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Ze Frank takes every opportunity to make things sound questionable, but there are actually some facts sprinkled in there
Hummingbird True Facts
Posted from biggeekdad.com
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Edited >1 y ago
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COL Randall C.
:) ... I shared the link with my wife. Her comment was, "It was funny, but he's dirty. Maybe he's English"
My second laugh of the day from this video.
My second laugh of the day from this video.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
COL Randall C. -
Reminded Me One of My Church Going Friends, Edith.
She'd Purchased 2 Male Parrots From Her Local Animal Shelter
But Didn't Realize They'd Been Raised By A Priest.
They'd Often Have Their Heads Down In Prayer Softly Praying, But Not Loud Enough To Be a Problem.. One Afternoon A Friend of Mine Said: "Rick, I Just Bough A Parrot,
But She's Constantly Vulgar So I'm Thinking I'll Just Release Her Into The Wild".
So I Said: "Don't Do That Yet, I May Have a Better Plan".. So I Got Edith To Let Me Borrow Her 2 Male Parrots, Thinking They'd Have a Good Effect On The Female.
So We Got Them Together In A Small, But Cozy Room; When All Of A Sudden, The Female Screamed Out "I'M A WHORE; I'M A WHORE"!!
Then One Of The Males Lifted His Head, And Said To The Other:
"FINALLY, Our Damned Prayers HAVE Been Answered"!!
Reminded Me One of My Church Going Friends, Edith.
She'd Purchased 2 Male Parrots From Her Local Animal Shelter
But Didn't Realize They'd Been Raised By A Priest.
They'd Often Have Their Heads Down In Prayer Softly Praying, But Not Loud Enough To Be a Problem.. One Afternoon A Friend of Mine Said: "Rick, I Just Bough A Parrot,
But She's Constantly Vulgar So I'm Thinking I'll Just Release Her Into The Wild".
So I Said: "Don't Do That Yet, I May Have a Better Plan".. So I Got Edith To Let Me Borrow Her 2 Male Parrots, Thinking They'd Have a Good Effect On The Female.
So We Got Them Together In A Small, But Cozy Room; When All Of A Sudden, The Female Screamed Out "I'M A WHORE; I'M A WHORE"!!
Then One Of The Males Lifted His Head, And Said To The Other:
"FINALLY, Our Damned Prayers HAVE Been Answered"!!
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Excellent share Lt Col Charlie Brown , I've watched a few shows on hummingbirds on PBS, always great to learn more.
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There's A Minute Or So Shot in the Ass.! Was There A Point To It?
When I Lived In Panama, These Things Were Thicker Than Fleas On a Bob Cat.
But With Extremely Bright Shimmering Colors Flashing Around As To Say:
"Get Out Of Our Way"!
But Great To See & Funny To Watch As They'd Shoot Around The Yards Like Overloaded
Shot Gun Blasts, Like Hitting 60 mph Then Stop On a Dime, Then Zip Away Again
As If They Could Lay Rubber On Take Off.
When I Lived In Panama, These Things Were Thicker Than Fleas On a Bob Cat.
But With Extremely Bright Shimmering Colors Flashing Around As To Say:
"Get Out Of Our Way"!
But Great To See & Funny To Watch As They'd Shoot Around The Yards Like Overloaded
Shot Gun Blasts, Like Hitting 60 mph Then Stop On a Dime, Then Zip Away Again
As If They Could Lay Rubber On Take Off.
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Lt Col Charlie Brown
We have a number of them here and they spend almost as much time chasing each other off the feeders as actually chowing down
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
Lt Col Charlie Brown - ....
Those Humming Birds Can Be Hours Of Great Entertainment.... One Afternoon, My Brother Jim,Who Spent His Entire Adult Life There, Was Coming Around A Corner Of The House & Met One Immediately At The Corner-Edge Of The Wall. Jim Said He Came To An Immediate Halt, As Did The Humming Bird... Then The Humming Bird Fluttered Mid-Air For A Moment. Slowly Moved To It's Left. Eased It's Way Around Jim And Slowly Looked Behind Himself As He Flew Off And Left....
Although Panama Has Hoards Of Them, Costa Rica Has All Manner Of Every Central American Animal, Plants & Trees Throughout Their County.. It's GORGEOUS.!!
And Costa Rica's Far More Beautiful Than Ones Mind Can Imagine.
It's Where God Goes To Take A Vacation...
He Likes To Visit The BEST Of His Works On A Regular Basis..
Those Humming Birds Can Be Hours Of Great Entertainment.... One Afternoon, My Brother Jim,Who Spent His Entire Adult Life There, Was Coming Around A Corner Of The House & Met One Immediately At The Corner-Edge Of The Wall. Jim Said He Came To An Immediate Halt, As Did The Humming Bird... Then The Humming Bird Fluttered Mid-Air For A Moment. Slowly Moved To It's Left. Eased It's Way Around Jim And Slowly Looked Behind Himself As He Flew Off And Left....
Although Panama Has Hoards Of Them, Costa Rica Has All Manner Of Every Central American Animal, Plants & Trees Throughout Their County.. It's GORGEOUS.!!
And Costa Rica's Far More Beautiful Than Ones Mind Can Imagine.
It's Where God Goes To Take A Vacation...
He Likes To Visit The BEST Of His Works On A Regular Basis..
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