"I’d do it all again if I had to,” says retiring Air Force public affairs officer

Cushjob said during his retirement speech, "I've spent three decades crafting my own perfect microbrews, smoking beautiful Cuban cigars across the globe, almost sweating on deployments to austere air-conditioned environments, and really sacrificed my golf game, taking all of those free family days.”

If it was another service I would say classic dufflebag but it is about the Air Force and I think they just realized that they had a chance to mess with people

I Read It Over A Couple Times.
And I Have A Question:
"This ISN'T Fiction, Is It?"
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USAF 06/29/1961 - 06/10/1965.