'I'd never let some drill sergeant order me around,' says civilian friend working at Applebee's

"... I don’t think I could hold back from just dropping that motherfucker, you know?”

Lol, good luck with that.

Chet, let me introduce you to a blanket party.

Hilarious from a world where some chefs could make a hardened drill sergeant cry and adherence to the company dress standards is not negotiable.