Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit

Soylent Green or Impossible (fake) Meat products?

Way back in 1980, at a HUGE Ikea outside Osterholz-Scharmbeck, Germany, one of the people I was with realized the big arrows on the floor, pointing out the major walkways and directions, could be peeled up. As a group of young E-5s and families, it is entirely to the credit of our wives that we did not start peeling those things up and directing foot traffic willy-nilly about the store.

Looks good though.