Infantry units with female troops smell better, study finds

When I was to AFG people would send us all kinds of crap that we could never use so we built a small closet/shack that we called "The General Store" where other folks in the unit could pillage through it and hopefully find something useful. We had one guy who would always dig through there and find the smell good Bath and Bodyworks type stuff. He was always the loudest SOB in our tent. On more than one occasion I was awoken by him fumbling around in the dark and smelling what I thought was a female in the hooch.