Kalma

This is actually a demonstration by a SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) Instructor. This soldier is currently MIA and was previously detained for minor infractions of the UCMJ code due to insubordination. Suspect is notorious for UW (Unconventional Warfare) tactics and have been known to utilize stink bombs made of poop. If you see this individual do not engage, contact your local SOCOM rep and Tom Cruise will be there shortly.

Great way to kick off the day. Thanks.

Young recruit for the mountain forces.