Posted on Oct 3, 2018
Mac & Cheese Candy Canes Exist And We're Not Sure How To Feel
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Now while everyone is arguing politics, take a second to realize someone is screwing up food. I personally think screwing up good food is worse than anything either party could do, but that's just the fat kid in me.
Mac & Cheese Candy Canes Exist And We're Not Sure How To Feel
Posted from foodbeast.com
Food/Chow
Humor
Posted 6 y ago
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Yeah, lets see my Grandma (RIP) hang those for 25 years in a row and then have someone eat one!
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SSG Warren Swan
RIP to your Grandma, but I bet if she saw someone think of it, she'd tell you to deal with them appropriately. It would suck to be whoever she tells you it was.
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SSG Warren Swan
TSgt David L. - Like someone is about to be "blessed" with their own nasty food. I'm not touching that mess.
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TSgt David L. - Both of you need Jesus. MSG if this is what you're talking about, I do not think you have a funny bone in your body (being a MSG/1SG usually takes it away anyways), but if it was to make it through that, you melted it away with this crap.
If the "food" can clean 250yr old carbon deposits on the bolt of a M16, it's not really for human consumption.
"About the product
Made with 9 million Scoville unit chili extract
One of the hottest candies on the planet
This product is extremely spicy and has potential to cause skin and/or mouth irritation
This product contains high amounts of pure chili extract and is to be handled with extreme caution"
"HANDELED WITH EXTREME CAUTION" Is it me, or does this sound like a Friday safety brief? "Platoon SGT's tell your Soldiers to go ahead and drink and drive. Tell them to have unprotected sex with strippers and marry them in the McDonalds drive through. Tell them that jumping off the fourth floor into the grass drunk is ok, but DO NOT touch this damn candy (pepper) without an NCO/HAZMAT/Ambulance/MP's on scene to take you to the hospital".
https://www.amazon.com/Toe-of-Satan-Hot-Lollipop/dp/B01E0D73HK
If the "food" can clean 250yr old carbon deposits on the bolt of a M16, it's not really for human consumption.
"About the product
Made with 9 million Scoville unit chili extract
One of the hottest candies on the planet
This product is extremely spicy and has potential to cause skin and/or mouth irritation
This product contains high amounts of pure chili extract and is to be handled with extreme caution"
"HANDELED WITH EXTREME CAUTION" Is it me, or does this sound like a Friday safety brief? "Platoon SGT's tell your Soldiers to go ahead and drink and drive. Tell them to have unprotected sex with strippers and marry them in the McDonalds drive through. Tell them that jumping off the fourth floor into the grass drunk is ok, but DO NOT touch this damn candy (pepper) without an NCO/HAZMAT/Ambulance/MP's on scene to take you to the hospital".
https://www.amazon.com/Toe-of-Satan-Hot-Lollipop/dp/B01E0D73HK
Amazon.com : Toe of Satan Hot Lollipop (Pack of one) : Grocery & Gourmet Food
Amazon.com : Toe of Satan Hot Lollipop (Pack of one) : Grocery & Gourmet Food
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SSG Warren Swan - Sounds like a bad A$$ lollipop. Definitely on the list of extreme things I might try. Stop giving me these ideas SSG Warren Swan. My sweat glands were removed in DS school (drill sergeant's don't sweat, they exude excellence) and my humor can be on the crazy (borderline sadistic) side sometimes (by product of DS duty and 4 years of 1SG).
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SSG Warren Swan Oh, and the lollipop being in the shape of a coffin is a nice touch.
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