Many arrests after substance abuse stand down at bar

SAN DIEGO – Military officials confirmed that at least 15 Navy, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard members were arrested this evening by the San Diego police at the Pacific Beach Shore Club. The arrests occurred after a joint substance abuse stand down disintegrated into a raucous display of drunken arguments, beer pong, and flip cup.

Police were called after a Navy SEAL threw a flashbang into the men’s bathroom so he could allegedly “shit in peace.”