MollyAnn Wymer

Reminds me of my favorite Blonde joke ever. You can, of course, stop reading if you have heard it:

Blonde gets on the airplane and immediately takes a seat in first class. The stewardess politely reminds her that her ticket is for coach and asks that she relocate. "I am blonde. I am beautiful and I am going to New York City in first class!" The stewardess's second attempt at relocation was met with the same response, whereupon stewardess sought the help of the head stewardess. "Ma'am," said the head stewardess, "Your ticket is clearly for coach and I must insist that you give up your seat in first class and more to coach immediately." The Blonde's now recurring response, "I am Blonde. I am beautiful and I am going to New York City in first class." Totally frustrated, the two stewardess explained the situation to the Captain hoping that he could fix the problem. At that moment, the Co-pilot volunteered, "No problem. I'm married to a blonde and I know exactly how to handle this." Moments later the Co-pilot positioned himself in front of the Blonde, leaned forward and whispered something into her ear. The Blonde, in turn, stood up and immediately moved to her assigned seat in coach. Amazed, the first stewardesses asked, "My Goodness, what did you say to her?" "Simple," replied the Co-pilot, I told her that First Class was not going to New York."

I was married to one of those once, never again!!

Is she the younger sister of Anna Nicole Smith? I've met some really bright southern belles but this one doesn't know anything about firearms and she's from the south? Maybe she means a stun gun? She is not very bright. Either this is a comedy routine or this social butterfly doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground. She sounds like my druggy daughter who is now on social assistance who says I do whatever I want!