Putin Reportedly Planning Reforms to Effectively Resurrect KGB

With him being the shirtless horse rider, whom also rides bears AND finds priceless artifacts under the sea, of course he wants the KGB to rise once again, so that he can carry his pistol in his waist holster, ready to conquer the US of A, just like he did in the good old days!

What? He didn't conquer the US? Don't tell HIM that! He might come up with another photoshopped picture, with him climbing the Washington Monument!