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First it was the deadly and lethal straws...now, there's a greater enemy to the world - BALLOONS! These lethal instruments of happiness and joy are public enemy #1.
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Why didn't they think of this before my daughter's 7th birthday. That's the one at which I filled a gross of balloons, that's 144, with helium and then tied them off. Well, it was before someone invented those handy little plastic valves and what was I going to do with the ones I didn't fill? That's how many came with the helium tank I rented. My fingers were so sore from wrapping the balloon nipple around my fingers to tie the knot.
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I’m bummed if it happens. I’ve been loving the new tech surrounding water balloons - put one end on the hose and like 20 tie themselves off when they’re full
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Mankind will cease to exist. We will die from starvation because of the things we can not eat, or thirst from the things we can not drink, or boredom because of the things we can not do.
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