I was four and we were at the zoo and Uncle Norman was yelling at the lion trying to get him to "pose" better. The lion got up - almost as if it was listening to uncle - and walked right up to the bars. Uncle Norman turned to us to give us that "see - that's how you gotta treat 'em" look when the lion cocked his leg and proceeded to urinate all over uncle Norman. Now...I should preface by saying dad's side of the family are all from Jersey so there was no shock, just a mad rush to see who could tease him about it the quickest.
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