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Have the USN send in a Carrier for a week of shore R&R. That'll fix the drought!
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TSgt David L.
PO3 (Join to see) - I got a good one the first time! She lets me buy bikes and guns. She will have to be the one to do the releasing. Unless they have Mormons in Australia! Hahaha
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TSgt David L. - LOL!! They do, but I'd rethink the Mormons.
I personally know of a guy that his Mormon wife came home with a STD. When it was found out he went in and was tested. The tests came back neg for him. Ya, for some reason he wants a divorce.
I personally know of a guy that his Mormon wife came home with a STD. When it was found out he went in and was tested. The tests came back neg for him. Ya, for some reason he wants a divorce.
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PO1 John Johnson
PO3 (Join to see) - When you're in a Liberty Port of Call, all Sailors should practice a "catch and release" program.
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Perhaps we should rethink our Humanitarian Aid Policies and amend it to include "Drought Relief" programs via insertion of thousands of Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, Airmen and Coasties to alleviate the suffering?
Or can the Aussie Mates get back up to the plate with bats in hand and take a few balls and strikes?
PS: No puns intended in this PSA.
PPS: Original statement amended to include Marines; while thoughtlessly left out in my first draft, are now included in said Relief efforts as absolutely vital to improving local Dedicated Warrior bloodlines!
PPPS: A secondary benefit of said amended Drought Relief Policies would be a massive injection of US $$ into the local economy, thereby improving the Australian Economic Outlook for months by utilizing the monetary gains as a hedge against any negative factors that may arise (again, no pun intended!).
Or can the Aussie Mates get back up to the plate with bats in hand and take a few balls and strikes?
PS: No puns intended in this PSA.
PPS: Original statement amended to include Marines; while thoughtlessly left out in my first draft, are now included in said Relief efforts as absolutely vital to improving local Dedicated Warrior bloodlines!
PPPS: A secondary benefit of said amended Drought Relief Policies would be a massive injection of US $$ into the local economy, thereby improving the Australian Economic Outlook for months by utilizing the monetary gains as a hedge against any negative factors that may arise (again, no pun intended!).
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