Thug Threatening to Kill Donald Trump Over Food Stamps For His Mama - ARRESTED

When I lived in Colorado a man was caught burglarizing a Monfort cold storage warehouse where prime beef is processed. While he waited handcuffed in the back of the squad car the cops inspected his "take". When two officers climbed into the front seat they were giggling until they turned and looked at the perp at which point they started laughing uncontrollably. "What's so damn funny?" the perp demanded. "Do you know what was in those boxes you loaded into your truck?" one cop asked. "I don't know, beef?" The cops began laughing harder. The first one to gain control of himself finally told the perp that he had been loading his truck with frozen bits and pieces including the back ends of the cows. "You mean I'm going to jail for stealing assholes?" The perp's statement was entered into evidence as a spontaneous confession. His lawyer appealed the decision on the basis that the "confession" was elicited under duress (the cops ridiculed the perp to gain it). The appeal failed.

I'm confident the weapon was purchased legally. It's the law.

There's a lot of dumb things criminals do, but it's just sad when you can't even afford a disguise.