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MSgt Steven Holt, NRP
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Attorney: Sir, why did you shoot the victim 6 times?
Witness: 'Cuz when I pulled the trigger the 7th time, the gun went "click".
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MSgt Stephen Council
MSgt Stephen Council
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MSgt Steven Holt, NRP Only 6? Seems like you need to perform a combat mag exchange and keep firing!
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MSgt Steven Holt, NRP
MSgt Steven Holt, NRP
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MSgt Stephen Council - Wasn't me sir. I always carry enough ordinance to equip a small Third World nation. And I'm proficient in the tactical employment of same. lol
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MSgt Stephen Council
MSgt Stephen Council
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MSgt Steven Holt, NRP - Right there with you brother! If you are gonna carry, you may as well carry more than enough!
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LCpl Emanuel W.
LCpl Emanuel W.
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This would be my court interview:
Attorney: "Why did you feel the need to shoot the victim 28 times, sir?"
Me: "Correction counsel! You are not the 'victim' if you're coming after someone swinging a machete and yelling that 'Aloha snackbar' crap! And I shot him 28 times because he stopped moving after the 28th shot. The situation didn't warrant me trying for 42 after that."
Attorney: "Witnesses say that he went down after the 3rd shot. Why did you feel the need to continue firing and then reload?"
Me: "I assumed that he went down on the 3rd shot because he was wearing body armor, that's why I continued to fire. The threat wasn't neutralized and I wasn't taking chances with my family in the immediate vicinity."
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PO1 Kevin Dougherty
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Edited >1 y ago
LMAO! I will add I don't care if he yells all the Snickers bars, or die you SOB, or gimme your money ... he comes at me with a knife, he's going down with a round.... or two or three, depending on my mood.
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TSgt David L.
TSgt David L.
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Sounds reasonable! Aloha Snackbar during an attack seems like a 2-3 round proposition.
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LCpl Emanuel W.
LCpl Emanuel W.
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They yell that Aloha Snackbar crap, they get the whole magazine!
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SMSgt Lawrence McCarter
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As to Your guy attacking with the knife, His Akbar yells may be the last thing He yells unless there is a scream when a bullet passes through His chest or forehead or both ! When its a Him OR Me choice I'll choose Him !
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TSgt David L.
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