Posted on Apr 2, 2023
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
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I also predict that Donald Trump Jr. will go to prison for 5 years after being convicted in 2040 for changing his digital odometer to a lesser mileage to avoid paying 20 Cents a mile in the Green New Deal National Road tax.
The US government will hire 87,000 Odometer Tax and Spend Equity Enforcement Agents. Gasoline cars will the outlawed and this replaces the gasoline tax at a much higher rate.
This is all because Alvin Bragg became President of the People's Republic of the United States in 2036.
The US government will hire 87,000 Odometer Tax and Spend Equity Enforcement Agents. Gasoline cars will the outlawed and this replaces the gasoline tax at a much higher rate.
This is all because Alvin Bragg became President of the People's Republic of the United States in 2036.
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997
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LTC Trent Klug
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney Hmm...you seem to be a little off kilter today. Did you get some stale Wheaties?
Yep, Trump got deferrments during Vietnam. Four of them in fact. For bone spurs. He was classified 1-Y or draftable in a national emergency.
Military service isn't a requirement to be president. It's a nice thing to have, but not a necessity. Several other presidents didn't serve. One was an actual attempted draft dodger. Another was of age in the all volunteer force and couldn't be bothered with service.
The current office holder had five deferrments during Vietnam. For asthma. He was a lifeguard...and a football player...deferred for a breathing problem. Yet you seem to have no issue with him not serving.
I don't think Trump would be, or would have been a problem, were I or any other officer commanding him in a unit.
Yep, Trump got deferrments during Vietnam. Four of them in fact. For bone spurs. He was classified 1-Y or draftable in a national emergency.
Military service isn't a requirement to be president. It's a nice thing to have, but not a necessity. Several other presidents didn't serve. One was an actual attempted draft dodger. Another was of age in the all volunteer force and couldn't be bothered with service.
The current office holder had five deferrments during Vietnam. For asthma. He was a lifeguard...and a football player...deferred for a breathing problem. Yet you seem to have no issue with him not serving.
I don't think Trump would be, or would have been a problem, were I or any other officer commanding him in a unit.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
LTC Trent Klug -
~~NAW ~ "Hmm...you seem to be a little off kilter today. Did you get some stale Wheaties?" Nope, Probably Just Pissed Into My Orange Juice & Told Me It Was From Frozen Concentrate..... AND Although "Military service isn't a requirement to be president. It's a nice thing to have, but not a necessity.".. OBVIOUSLY; Trump Sneaked In;
Once Again PROVING ~ "Anyone Can Become President" ~ And, Unfortunately, IT Did...
Then Again: "I don't think Trump would be, or would have been a problem, were I or any other officer commanding him in a unit.".... LMAO... Ya GOTTA Be Kidding.!
He Would Have Wanted To Take Over Your COMMAND...
Did You NOT Know; Hes A Self-Proclaimed "SUPER-GENIUS"?...
He ALREADY Knows More Than The Generals, And You Actually Believe He'd Listen To YOU?...... "RUN ~ "Florist", RUN!! ~ You Poor Dumb Little SOB..!! ~~
He's The Brilliant One, And You're Just An Idiot, By His Standards. ....
. Yet YOU Expect To Give HIM Commands?.. Can I Come And Watch, Video Tape TOO?....
"Ripley's Believe-It-Or-Not", Would Pay A BUNDLE For This One,
Then I'd Be The SUPER-GENIUS, You'd Have To Deal With......How's That Grab Ya?
OKAY, Enough Is Enough.. I've Had MY Fun For The Day.
Maybe I Should Have Signed Up For R.O.T.C........
I Could Run The WORLD, Then Remove Trump From Planet And Shoot Him Into Out Space, But I Doubt They'd Want Him Either.... He'd Be Listed As "Space Debris"
~~NAW ~ "Hmm...you seem to be a little off kilter today. Did you get some stale Wheaties?" Nope, Probably Just Pissed Into My Orange Juice & Told Me It Was From Frozen Concentrate..... AND Although "Military service isn't a requirement to be president. It's a nice thing to have, but not a necessity.".. OBVIOUSLY; Trump Sneaked In;
Once Again PROVING ~ "Anyone Can Become President" ~ And, Unfortunately, IT Did...
Then Again: "I don't think Trump would be, or would have been a problem, were I or any other officer commanding him in a unit.".... LMAO... Ya GOTTA Be Kidding.!
He Would Have Wanted To Take Over Your COMMAND...
Did You NOT Know; Hes A Self-Proclaimed "SUPER-GENIUS"?...
He ALREADY Knows More Than The Generals, And You Actually Believe He'd Listen To YOU?...... "RUN ~ "Florist", RUN!! ~ You Poor Dumb Little SOB..!! ~~
He's The Brilliant One, And You're Just An Idiot, By His Standards. ....
. Yet YOU Expect To Give HIM Commands?.. Can I Come And Watch, Video Tape TOO?....
"Ripley's Believe-It-Or-Not", Would Pay A BUNDLE For This One,
Then I'd Be The SUPER-GENIUS, You'd Have To Deal With......How's That Grab Ya?
OKAY, Enough Is Enough.. I've Had MY Fun For The Day.
Maybe I Should Have Signed Up For R.O.T.C........
I Could Run The WORLD, Then Remove Trump From Planet And Shoot Him Into Out Space, But I Doubt They'd Want Him Either.... He'd Be Listed As "Space Debris"
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LTC Trent Klug
A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney Your disdain of Trump is noticed. I'm shocked (not really).
Your speculation that Trump would try to take over is just that. You don't know how or what a PVT Trump or a LT Trump would be like, but you 'think' he'd try to take over.
14 of 46 US presidents didn't serve in the military. That's right, almost 30% didn't serve.
Your speculation that Trump would try to take over is just that. You don't know how or what a PVT Trump or a LT Trump would be like, but you 'think' he'd try to take over.
14 of 46 US presidents didn't serve in the military. That's right, almost 30% didn't serve.
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A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney
LTC Trent Klug - ......
LMAO... Come On CORONAL,
You Can SURELY Identify Sarcasm, Can't You?
Most of Us Already Know Something You Might Not Have Noticed..
Trump's ALWAYS Been Worthless Piece Of Sh*t.
That AIN'T Noth'en New !
LMAO... Come On CORONAL,
You Can SURELY Identify Sarcasm, Can't You?
Most of Us Already Know Something You Might Not Have Noticed..
Trump's ALWAYS Been Worthless Piece Of Sh*t.
That AIN'T Noth'en New !
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Mam, if this comes true the Bee really will have become the paper of record!
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