Posted on Jun 9, 2016
Uh, Why Is J.K. Simmons Getting Terrifyingly Ripped for the Justice League Movie?
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Holy crap. If I look like this when I'm 61, I'm going to come to your house and eat your steak. I'm going to finally get SSG Warren Swan to admit that the Navy subjugates the Army in every way. I will smile at your dog, who will then lay at my feet. I will make him bark at YOU, rather than me. You will hear me close your back door when you come in the front. I will save a homeless puppy, solve a major crime, and create art that will make you weep, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!! And then, after all that, I will craft my master plan to rule the world!!
Holy crap. If I look like this when I'm 61, I'm going to come to your house and eat your steak. I'm going to finally get SSG Warren Swan to admit that the Navy subjugates the Army in every way. I will smile at your dog, who will then lay at my feet. I will make him bark at YOU, rather than me. You will hear me close your back door when you come in the front. I will save a homeless puppy, solve a major crime, and create art that will make you weep, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!! And then, after all that, I will craft my master plan to rule the world!!
Uh, Why Is J.K. Simmons Getting Terrifyingly Ripped for the Justice League Movie?
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If you're that jacked at 61, I'm leaving. You can have the house and everything in it. I'm moving to Iceland.
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SN Greg Wright
Only delaying the inevitable, my friend! Seriously, though, I mean, I know the guy has money for trainers and dietitians, but he's still gotta get up and do the work. Color me impressed. I've never seen a 61 year old look like that.
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I'm just glad that a guy that's spent most of his career nibbling at the edges of success is starting to be really recognized. That's pretty awesome!
Also, holy crap! He must have one hell of a fitness regimen.
Also, holy crap! He must have one hell of a fitness regimen.
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