We debunked 6 of the craziest myths about the US military

Dressed to kill

pant suits are the only thing that will fit her...

Bwahahaha...!!!! Damn that's funny...!!!! LMFAO.....

I would trust Palpy more that that evil hag.

that expplains it

None of you guys know what you're talkin' about. I was driving the back roads of Georgia headed back to Warner Robins AFB when I ran across a broke down spaceship on the side of the road. As I was helping the critter, er, dude or whatever he was, fix the hydrogen molecular energy converter, we got to talkin' about sweet rides and mentioned his second cousin on his Mother's side sweet IG (Inter-Galactic) Cruiser. How you never feel a jump into hyperspace and will turn on a mole of H2O. That was at "da 51". I don't know maybe some soul brother worked in the hanger or something. But anyway, once I realized the aliens love of good ol' earth peanuts caused a clog on the atom ejector nacelle and cleared it, she flew like the starship enterprise. So, as a favor, he scooted me over to "da 51" to view his cousins IG Cruiser and got me back just before shift time.

You guys need to get with Carl, over at the barracks. He'll explain everything to you....Damn it Carl! Now you've caused me to spill the beans good luck.

I actually did work with a guy that was out there for a project. He won't say shit about what's out there.

My brother-in-law worked with a guy that became a gal, that worked at area 51. Swore he saw some interesting , not quite earthly tech. No aliens but close enough.