Posted on Apr 16, 2015
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In a move to fix budget woes and stanch abuse of disability compensation, the Department of Veterans Affairs now requires applicants to disclose whether or not they were wearing their reflective green PT belt during their service-related injury.

Seems reasonable to me. What do you think?

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/04/va-rejects-disability-claims-if-servicemember-was-not-wearing-pt-belt-when-injured/#ixzz3XTjsG67m
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SFC Chemical Biological Radiological and Nuclear Operations Specialist
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Edited 9 y ago
Reflective Belts have been proven to be 100% effective against:

- Small Arms Fire
- Rocket-Propelled Grenades
- Monster Trucks
- Sunburn
- Mimes
- Sparkly Vampires
- Sith Lords
- Ninja Attacks
- Decepticons
- Goombas
- Meteor Strikes
- Wild Pokémon
- The Power of the One Ring
- Weeping Angels
- LARPers
- Soccer Hooligans
- Pirates that wear too Much Makeup
- Zombie Bites
- Hydra Troopers
- Giant Insect Armies
- Cavity Creeps
- Fire-Breathing Dragons
- The "Nothing" from Neverending Story
- Shankings
- Gremlins
- Nightmares
- Computer Hackers
- Nicolas Cage

If you want to overlook the effectiveness of this piece of equipment, that is on you.
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SFC Section Sergeant
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And Gonahepasypalaids
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Deborah Gregson
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SSG (Join to see) - But only rainbow colored unicorns.
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COL Thomas McGrath
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This is from a satire site. It's all fun and games.
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SSgt Boyd Herrst
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How about mischevious CMSGs that make you wonder how they got in under the minimum ht. Rule..?
Them lil guys seem to come out of the smallest spaces..!
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SFC Charles S.
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Exactly!...
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CSM Brigade Operations (S3) Sergeant Major
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P.t. belt
Carl is right tho!
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SFC Retention Nco
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Really? It's off of duffleblog. Please look at the source
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SFC Management
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But but but....Its on the internet it HAS to be true
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MAJ Brigade S1
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True it is satire, and funny at that.

I think the overarching point of many of their articles is to bring light to the ridiculousness of some of the decisions that are made though.

Yes, this didn't happen, but there are VA rulings that make you say "Really?". And I think that is the main point.
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SFC Retention Nco
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Sir, when you put it like that, then yes. That's what duffleblog is really good about and why it's so funny because sometimes there is a ring of truth to it.
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PO3 Erin Straub
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People will believe anything but I love the duffleblog.
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