Posted on Nov 21, 2019
PO1 H Gene Lawrence
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A little nighttime laugh for y’all.

The Husband, the Wife and the Laptop
A lady helps her husband to set up a new laptop. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he'll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he types "mypenis". As he hits "enter" to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysterics. The laptop had replied: TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!
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SSG Michael Doolittle
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well, "ain't that a revoltin development" , from the ":Life of Riley" oh circa late 50's the Jack Benny era
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SSG Michael Doolittle
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Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen - I do detest the reality show proliferation, which seems to be more to normalize dysfunction narcissism "look at me'ism" and offers very little redeeming messages for society.... Like the "in your face disrespect" on social media... What I admire here on "Rally Point" is respectful dialogue that is inherent in Veterans who have actually had to operate as a team member or as a team leader... Salute to you all
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PO2 John Zodun
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I’m old enough to remember lol
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PO2 John Zodun
PO2 John Zodun
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So true Lt Col John (Jack) Christensen Sir this stuff there’re showing on tv and at the movies are completely trash and not worth watching
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PO2 John Zodun
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So true SSG Michael Doolittle I couldn’t agree with you more and speaking for myself and I hope the rest of them thank you for the salute
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SN Donald Hoffman
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Very good sir.
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PO1 H Gene Lawrence
PO1 H Gene Lawrence
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Thank you. BTW, us Enlisted Navy Petty Officers used to get offended when a junior called us sir. We told them,”don’t call me sir, I’m not an Officer.” LOL,LOL, LOL
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SSG Robert Ricci
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ROTFLMAO!
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PO1 H Gene Lawrence
PO1 H Gene Lawrence
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Glad you enjoyed it.
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PO2 John Zodun
PO2 John Zodun
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Translation for my shipmate brother Gene. Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
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PO1 H Gene Lawrence
PO1 H Gene Lawrence
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PO2 John Zodun - hey, I have a list of the acronyms. LOL
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SSG Robert Ricci
SSG Robert Ricci
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PO1 H Gene Lawrence what? Now you're NCIS special agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs that has rules 0 to 100? LOL? I've never seen such a list. Like rule 5: you don't waste good! So please share with us this list that you have.
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