I have seen my Dad in that same position long ago, after one of Mom's Thanksgivings.

SFC Mark Merino this is too funny and too close to home. About 5 years back my fur baby and I started piling on weight. I took a picture of him in a Zen meditation position. I sent it to Brett Cotter, a mindfulness meditation coach, and I told him everyone says my dog is fat. He he was rotund :). My RP app will not upload, so I cannot send the picture.

I tried the new scale we bought after Thanksgiving dinner just to check the damage. It's one of those scales that speak your weight and boast of accuracy. When I stepped on the scale, a few seconds passed, and it finally announced, "one person at a time". :)