Funny Mexican guy playing a game similar to Super mario bros

This is the no-win running man version of a game similar to Super Mario Bros. The swearing in Mexican colloquial Spanish is very funny!
What is he saying? The translations:
No Mames ! Means don't suck! Pinche pared means F'ing wall. Piche techo means F'ing roof. Michael Jordan is the only word you may understand. I speak Spanish. My Mother was born in Honduras and now we go there to visit her yearly.