Kathy and I were watching a Comedian we like named: Fred Klett (Dry Bar Comedy). He made us laugh when he said this bit:
"Woman have knowledge. Knowledge unavailable to us. And they share that knowledge with us. For example, I opened the side door to take out the garbage. My wife used her knowledge: "Shut the door, you just let in 800 mosquitoes!" What knowledge, not only did she know mosquitoes got in, but exactly how many...800!"
Then she told me I breathe too loud. I didn't know that. But woman have knowledge. She even told me the exact distance people could hear me breathing: "A mile!" Sometimes, I wish woman didn't have all this knowledge. "

I rolled.