Where's my Steak ? I Think he, Wouldn't have that many second s to debate about it !

LOL, went camping one time with 5 other AF guys. My buddy and I took canned goods we would just have to put in a pan and reheat (Dinty Moore Beef Stew, etc,)
One pair of guys (another MSgt I worked with and his future Son On Law, an E-4) brought all stuff they had to cook including Steaks. The second night after White Water Canoeing all day we get the cooking fire going. They are getting ready to fix their steaks, the E-4 is walking from their tent to the grill and he drops one of the steaks, rinsed a little creek water over it, figured it was good, and proceeded to cook it, then gives it to Father In Law. I laughed till I almost peed my pants. About every bite the MSgt was picking out Pine Needles or Sand, the kid was going like I have no idea how that got on there. My buddy and I were in hysterics.

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