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I think the longer you serve, the crazier things you see, however, I got to see the craziest profile in my AIT. One morning we were conducting PRT, early May at +60 degrees, we were in summer PT's and this Soldier is in full winters. When the PS asked him why he wasn't looking as the rest of the company he answered, I have a "COLD PROFILE". Yes, I kid you not, he said that he had something in his skin that can't stand cold. While that one is on top of my list, I've seen "formation profiles", "weapons profile" (the guy had the shoulder so messed up he couldn't even fire a weapon, he got med board out), and the latest one, "Stay out of the barracks profile", the guy got sick because of an infestation at the barracks and he couldn't get near them.
What's the craziest profile you have ever seen or heard of?
What's the craziest profile you have ever seen or heard of?
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I have a rare condition called exercise induced anaphylaxis. PT can trigger full blown on the floor anaphylactic shock if I'm around anything I'm slightly sensitive to.
Posting proof as well. I wouldn't exactly call myself fit to continue service with this one.
Posting proof as well. I wouldn't exactly call myself fit to continue service with this one.
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SFC (Join to see) - late onset in life. Kinda like MS or Fibro in that you can have it, always be fine, and then sometime in your teens or twenties, exhibit symptoms. When I was 17 I had none. I didn't really experience anything until 20-22, I'm not sure if all my experiences were shock or if some were just working out hard or whatever.
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The craziest one I saw was a guy in Germany, he had been rear ended in a car accident. His back was so jacked up his profile was a deadmans profile. Walk own pace/distance. PT own pace/distance. Breathing own pace/distance.
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SSG Warren Swan
Deadman's profile in a combat zone. Cannot wear IBA/IOTV. No Kevlar. Cannot lift more than 10lbs..well the M4 loaded is most of that. But can raid the PX, Pizza Hut, Burger King with no problems.
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SSG Warren Swan - And that is one Soldier that should have been sent to LRMC for recuperation. Should not have stayed in the zone with that kind of profile.
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SSG Warren Swan
MSG (Join to see) - Wasn't mine. One of the Soldiers assigned to Baghram we knew. He seriously thought it was cool. For me it was a classis IDGAF moment.
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CPL Jack Baker
SSG Warren Swan - I agree, they kept my pulles at a cat 2 to keep me in theatre. pizza hut does not weigh 10 pounds, issue him a side arm only.
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