Posted on Nov 25, 2014
Thanksgiving turkey - dark meat or white meat?
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Happy Turkey Day 2014 to all our brothers and sisters home and abroad, especially those of you serving on the front lines. I've been there and stood my post during the Holiday Season too many times so I figured a bit of turkey humor could liven things up.
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Leftover turkey sandwiches are better than the actual thanksgiving dinner. For that you must have white meat. And mayonnaise not miracle whip. Miracle Whip is for Commies.
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Come by on Friday! Your always welcome MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca . I buy my Hellmann's by the gallon and we always smoke an extra turkey breast just for sandwiches :)
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MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca
Cool, PO3 (Join to see). I'll fuel up the Gulfstream and hop on down after Walmart.
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No problem, Jeeves (our butler) will pick you up at our little air strip. I'd send Smedley (our driver) but he felt he really must have the holiday off! The audacity! Luckily though, Cookie (our cook, he insists he is a Chef but I say don't be so uppity!) will be here to prepare your sandwich! :)
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SPC Charles Brown
I wish I could, but finances are short here, as they are everywhere. Have a great day tomorrow.
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With the whole Ferguson thing going on this is of course where my mind went.
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