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U.S. WELFARE PAYS FOR 4 'WIVES' PER HUSBAND
Are we a stupid nation or what? Try to guess what this is: •إذا كان دخلك الشهري الإجمالي أقل من 150 دولار و 100 دولار أو أقل في الأصول السائلة )نقود في اليد،...
There's this woman. She's really hot and reasonable. I don't have to leave my wife. She's okay with being number two, and it seems that the government is okay with me having two wives. Maybe even four. I know that there are laws against bigamy still on the books, but no one is enforcing those any more, are they? Yes, and I know that we persecuted Mormons for polygamy until they abandoned the practice, but they weren't real Christians so they didn't count, did they?
My wife an I visited homes for sale in a nearby "high class" neighborhood not too many years ago and found one owned by a Middle Eastern sheikh that had seven bedrooms with en suite bathrooms for his seven wives. So it seems that local officials won't be a problem.
No, I can't afford a house with seven bedrooms for seven wives. To be honest, I can't afford one wife let alone two, but that doesn't seem to be a problem. It appears that the government will help me with that.
So, what do you think? Will the government allow me to have more than one wife or will I have to convert to Islam for the privilege?
BTW, my wife has a question: Is bigamy justification for homicide? I'm not sure why she's asking. Do you have any idea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R81h6rWgtU
My wife an I visited homes for sale in a nearby "high class" neighborhood not too many years ago and found one owned by a Middle Eastern sheikh that had seven bedrooms with en suite bathrooms for his seven wives. So it seems that local officials won't be a problem.
No, I can't afford a house with seven bedrooms for seven wives. To be honest, I can't afford one wife let alone two, but that doesn't seem to be a problem. It appears that the government will help me with that.
So, what do you think? Will the government allow me to have more than one wife or will I have to convert to Islam for the privilege?
BTW, my wife has a question: Is bigamy justification for homicide? I'm not sure why she's asking. Do you have any idea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R81h6rWgtU
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SSG Donald Mceuen
Hell i have always said if i lose the one i have i do not want another
so a second not gona happen
so a second not gona happen
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One wife is hard enough to figure out. Why would I want more than one? Thanks CPT Jack Durish
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Nagging in stereo would be a novel experience. Which one would you have to agree with first? What if they are in conflict? Interesting problem you have there.
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
SFC Eric Williams - No way!!!! For 10years I have doing well w/ a relatively quiet lady friend. And, she don't want married either!
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
SFC Eric Williams Between the two of us, we have 98 years of marriage and three funerals. Don't wanna do that no more!
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I hope this is a gag post, surly any male married to one woman is ENOUGH. I have plenty of love, kindness and being cared for from my high school sweetheart, seems to me it would present a tremendous burden to both women, not to mention yourself.....remember the line when Bill Engvall's wife was pestering him to remarry if she died? He finally relented and ask. 'is it OK if she has big old hooters?',,,,,,I thought I run off the road when I heard that line.... :-)
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CPT Jack Durish
Our bending laws to make polygamists feel welcome is enough to make me gag but it isn't funny.
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Unless you're a glutton for punishment...ONE spouse (husband or wife) is ENOUGH. Too much drama.....
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Are friggin nuts. Why on earth would a man want more than one women telling him what to do all the time. One has got to be enough. I can't even imagine 2 or 3 wives finding stuff for me to do.
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