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I think the longer you serve, the crazier things you see, however, I got to see the craziest profile in my AIT. One morning we were conducting PRT, early May at +60 degrees, we were in summer PT's and this Soldier is in full winters. When the PS asked him why he wasn't looking as the rest of the company he answered, I have a "COLD PROFILE". Yes, I kid you not, he said that he had something in his skin that can't stand cold. While that one is on top of my list, I've seen "formation profiles", "weapons profile" (the guy had the shoulder so messed up he couldn't even fire a weapon, he got med board out), and the latest one, "Stay out of the barracks profile", the guy got sick because of an infestation at the barracks and he couldn't get near them.
What's the craziest profile you have ever seen or heard of?
What's the craziest profile you have ever seen or heard of?
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Posted 7 y ago
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I have a rare condition called exercise induced anaphylaxis. PT can trigger full blown on the floor anaphylactic shock if I'm around anything I'm slightly sensitive to.
Posting proof as well. I wouldn't exactly call myself fit to continue service with this one.
Posting proof as well. I wouldn't exactly call myself fit to continue service with this one.
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SPC (Join to see)
SFC (Join to see) - late onset in life. Kinda like MS or Fibro in that you can have it, always be fine, and then sometime in your teens or twenties, exhibit symptoms. When I was 17 I had none. I didn't really experience anything until 20-22, I'm not sure if all my experiences were shock or if some were just working out hard or whatever.
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I was scheduled for a hearing test. The civilian audiologist gave me a profile that said I was to avoid loud noises. I asked him how an artilleryman in direct support to an armor company was expected to avoid loud noises. He told me to just ignore the noise.
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PO2 Josh Taylor
I failed my last hearing test and was told the same thing avoid loud noises.....
I work on the flight deck of a aircraft carrier.
Needless to say I never went back.
I work on the flight deck of a aircraft carrier.
Needless to say I never went back.
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SGT Charles Bartell
You did say a CIVILIAN told you that.
That explans it all, GOVERMENT employee's.
That explans it all, GOVERMENT employee's.
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1LT William Clardy
Dead on, SGT Charles Bartell. An experienced NCO would have handed you a pair of freshly stripped cigarette butts.
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