I respect all members of all branches, but where is the good humored trash talk amongst the branches?

The military is what you make of it! Nothing more, nothing less. Question: When is service in the air force going to be considered Military Service?

Go to https://www.facebook.com/thelegiongamingnetwork to find a bunch of fire-piss'n grunts trash talk'n each other, & participating in the camaraderie that multi-branch service members typically enjoy!!!

Then go to http://www.legiongamingnetwork.com, to be an active participant in these grunt-style follies!!! ArComzGunr/B.S.

You might be an Airborne Soldier if...
The first thing you do in the morning is put in a dip

Your favorite beer is someone else's

Your cologne smells suspiciously like bug juice

You think a spit shine means to spit on your boots and wipe them on the back of your pant legs

Your kids wear a high and tight and stand at parade rest

You tell the arresting officer that you have just been alerted and you were speeding to work

When you have dinner guests in between paydays, you try to pass off a hamslice as canned ham

You use your spotter scope to pull surveillance at the pool or the Pope AFB air show

You would rather smoke a private then a Marlboro

Your hide site is cleaner than your room

You set up concertina wire around your house to keep trick or treaters away

You spend your free time thinking of ways you would destroy things if you were a terrorist

You never enter a bar without an E&R plan

You consider a "Recon" walking around the bar looking for chicks

You order a beer from the waitress by hollering "Nurse give me an IV"

You consider a six pack a well balanced breakfast

You say "Hooah" whether you understand or not

You creatively acquire things you need

Every sport you play has the word combat as part of its name

Squids, Zoomies and Jarheads! That is about the way I sum it up and folks look at me with their head turned sideways at times! Once I was asked by a mom which should her kid should join, cause they were going to join one regardless.

There are a myriad of reasons and attitudes if you break it down, but I said I can give you an answer in very few words about each and it will make sense to a young person. This is not hit on anyone, but think enlisted and rationally!

Join the:
NAVY if you truly want to see the world
MARINES if you want and value friends for life
AIR FORCE for quality of life and job after service
ARMY if you are about $$$ as it promotes fastest
COAST GUARD if you want to stay CONUS

Sums it up in my limited experience.

You tell 'em Dwight! I thought you farmed beets??

I used to own the boat once named Dixie. I crashed it. Called the county sheriff and told them my Dixie wrecked (warning: do not say that out loud). It all went down hill from there