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Posted on Mar 14, 2016

If each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?

SGT William Howell

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So everybody seems to be stressing the election, let's try to find some humor in it. The idea is to be funny and light.

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CAPT Kevin B.

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Trump: Grolsch
Rubio: Near Beer
Christie: Fat Tire
Hillary: Blue Moon
Bernie; Pale Ale

There's a lot of micros out there that are beyond PG rating. They'll come to mind when I'm on my cognac tonight.

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SGT William Howell

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CAPT Kevin B. OMG Christie!!!! You win the internet for the day!!!

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CAPT Kevin B.

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I met him a couple years back while I was the head soccer referee for the Special Olympics USA Games. He showed up with his entourage sucking all the O2 away. The athletes were OK meeting him until the WWE wrestlers showed up. No contest.

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SGM Erik Marquez

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Current POTUS- Odules
Cruz - Laguntis A Little Sumpin' Sumpin'
Trump- schlitz malt liquor
Hillary- Odules boilermaker with a shot of methanol
Bernie- 1/2 of your beer....what ever it is

And I'm pretty sure I just turned a light and funny thread attempt into a political post....LOL

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SSG Warren Swan

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Current couldn't be Colt 45? Billy Dee aka Lando Calrissian would vouch for him.
Trump couldn't be a shot of E85, with some V16 race fuel chased with some Heineken?

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PO1 Cliff Heath

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LOL I THINK YOU NAILED IT

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CW3(P) Derrick Robinson

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Im impressed and shocked somebody besides me remembers schlitz malt liquor lol

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CW3(P) Derrick Robinson

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Trump- Hefweizen full of himself

Hilary- budweiser not very strong but could last just on name alone

Bernie- michelob taken for granted

Cruz- patrizier leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Rubio- Lite Beer No Respect

Kasich- Spaten comes out the gate slow but will sneak up on you

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