Posted on Feb 8, 2015
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I don't eat many bananas, but if I did, I would never do it in front of anyone.
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Funny ron swanson quote drinking coffee
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CSM Command Sergeant Major IN
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Am I the only one going, yeah, I don't know, but that something about that is just not right. Huh? lol Great one CW2 (Join to see)
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Edited 11 y ago
Man Rule #1793 - Real drinks will be brown or clear in color, contain only two ingredients (including ice), and will not be garnished with fruit or umbrellas.
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Excellent!
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Thanks, Sergeant Major. Glad you concur.
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SSgt (Join to see) Real drinks don't need ice...
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Rule number 83: Even in a fight to the death, a man will never kick another man in the balls.
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There goes part of my escape and evasion plan.
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Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS
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However he will grab, twist, pull. This is LINE training 101.
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SMSgt Bryan Raines
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There ain't no such thing as a fair fight outside of a sanctioned sporting event.
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SFC Processing Nco
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Sgt Aaron Kennedy, you forgot bite.
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Combatives: As long as you don't look each other in the eyes it is just wrestling...
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CSM Command Sergeant Major IN
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When it doesn't count for anything, you think twice about what you grab-
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That's a funny rule, CSM (Join to see)! Had me laughing out loud. Guess I'll have to watch my banana eating habits from here on out. HA HA HA!
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Swanson
This basically sums it up
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CSM Command Sergeant Major IN
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Awesome!
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Urinal etiquette, urinal etiquette, urinal etiquette.
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CSM Command Sergeant Major IN
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I would say he needs to turn in his man card but he has no man card to turn in
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SSG Trevor S.
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Never complement a man's watch at the urinal.

Never turn down coffee.
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Rhitxbh
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