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What are the most ridiculous punishments you've seen?
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CPL(P) V5-Military Police Investigator
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LCpl Peter Gamel
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Oh, damn. I did this once in Iraq in 2004. I was fighting Saddam's Revenge during a working party, and had to run to the outhouses we built to squirt out the rear everything in my stomach, sweats and all. When I got back, my battle buddy, who I'd passed my weapon off to, was being confronted by my Staff Sergeant and my Platoon Sergeant. So, needless to say, I got a reaming, pushed until they got tired, stirred burning shit (liquid, I wasn't the only Sick Marine) for the next week, and was asked where my rifle was (never out of arm's reach).
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SGT Lewis Stewart
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Our DI. In Benning gave each part to the other DI's and the main piece to the first sgt. And it was pushup time.
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SGT Project Engineer
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Is there DI's in Benning?
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SGT Lewis Stewart
SGT Lewis Stewart
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SGT (Join to see) what I meant to say was drill Sgt.
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SPC Ryan Allard
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A buddy of mine got in a scuffle outside the chow hall in iraq so our platoon Sargent puts a zip cuff on us, we were stuck together for our entire down time which was at that point was 4 days. Lmfao! Good times great oldies!
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SPC Matthew Rouse
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two guys got in a fight ,basic at ft.benning, 1988, had to use mess spoons and canteen to empty mudpuddle in a rain storm.
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PFC Mike Jones
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In AIT, we had the autobahn. 12x12 tiles down a hallway and whatever speed the DI said, was how many pushups you did per square. I had to do 10mph.
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SPC Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic
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A young private in my BCT left his weapon lying around. DS had him dig a shallow grave in Jackson sand and bury it with "full" honors. Then the DS reached into the sand and charged it a few times. Had to be clean at the end of the day.
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SGT Bryon Sergent
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Left my weapon out of arms length in basic. They tied a piece of 550 cord through my eyelet in my BDU top and then to the front sight post. Long enough to bring the weapon up and fire it. Worn that the who 4 day FTX. wasn't even my fault. Battle buddy was supposed to be watching while I was in porta jon. he left it. He actually got a really really bad smoking!
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SFC(P) Transportation Logistics Nco
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When I was in Iraq 2006 my 1SG have this 6' foot wooden Gillette Shaver, every time he caught someone not shaving you will carry that thing for a week slung across your shoulder like a freaking M16.
Different scenario same location after guard duty I left my NODs in the tower guard and my replacement snitched on me and told my squad leader he smoked me for an hour, and I have to wear my full battle rattle for a week, and I have to carry a huge rock at the same time.
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SGT Project Engineer
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Replacement... we all had that guy. That guy that would throw anyone under the bus. I really hope karma get to those disloyal basterds.
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CPT(P) David Thorp
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They made the whole platoon get cram into the showers, completely naked, nuts to butt..Boot camp, Parris Island, circa 1999.
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PV2 Brian Wisecarver
PV2 Brian Wisecarver
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We did that for fun
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SPC William Andrews
SPC William Andrews
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You're not the only ones. Came back late from they bayonet course at Benning with all sorts of mud and filth. "You got 10 min til lights out. I don't want to hear those showers running after that!" Some guys were too phobic and went to bed dirty. I didn't.
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MSgt Mark Muna
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While in Macedonia an army pvt left his weapon in the dfac, he had to carry around a 6 foot long 4x4 post for a few days
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LTC Kevin B.
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I've seen someone punished by having to cut grass using a pair of scissors and a ruler.
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SPC Carpentry and Masonry Specialist
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I made one of my soldiers do that
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SPC Fred Lytge
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I remember when or if you forgot or lost your meal card in Basic you had to carry around a 2x3 meal card for the rest of the day..
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SSG Toryn Green
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HAHAHAHA!!! Need I say more!
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PO1 William "Chip" Nagel
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Oh Damn! I've only seen one of these once before on some Pawn Shop TV Show. I bet that bastard is heavy!
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Sgt Dale Briggs
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There’s no way at PI you could leave a rifle unattended, they watch you like a hawk, you simply don’t have the ability to do something so stupid as to walk away from your weapon. The only thing I ever left unattended was my poncho liner and I paid for that trying to remember where in the hell I left it, I found it, Bends and mothers forever, for a rifle? Damn they’d shoot you.
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8 days from the end of basic back in 2007, I had been assigned with a buddy of mine I went to high school and basic with to clean the DS office. While we were in there, we saw a picture of him with his girl on his desk. She was maxim centerfold level of attractive, no lie. Well, it had become a thing after mail call that we would all put our pictures of our girls up on the inside of someone’s wall locker and take a vote on who got the best picture that week. DS with the attractive lady friend comes walking around, and chimes in about “who won today?”. For some reason, all logic failed me, and I fired off with “Drill Sergeant, you should put that picture of your girl on your desk up here and let us vote!” When I tell you that man made me do 1,000 squat thrusts per day until graduation, I swear it on my honor. Moreover, he watched me do, Every. Single. One. 250 before breakfast chow, 250 before lunch, 250 before dinner, and 25 during mail call or before lights out. If he didn’t see them, they didn’t happen. That guy is still my hero to this day hahaha
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LTC Special Operations Response Team (Sort)
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We had a soldier who thought it was a good idea to piss by the door to our sleeping quarters while deployed overseas. Naturally he was seen by the Platoon Sergeant and the punishment was savage. He had to dig a 3 x 5 x 5 foot hole with the E tool and move all that dirt with the shovel and shirt to the burn pit area. The next day when he finished and proudly announced that he had completed the task. The 1SG went to inspect his work and when the SPC went to walk away 1SG stopped him and said "where are you going". The SPC protested saying "Ive dug the hole". Top replied "damn right and now you gotta fill this hazard before someone falls in it and kills himself. The next 8 hours were filled with him bring dirt back to the hole to fill up the pit.
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SrA Karla Kiser
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During basic, walking by the "snake pit" in/out of chow, one rainbow walked by and a TI stopped him and asked why he looked so stupid. The rainbow started to cry and so the TI told him to give "good games" to every person who walked by him the entire way through chow and yell "I'm stupid". Seems cheesy but was hilarious!!
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CSM Charles Hayden
CSM Charles Hayden
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Rainbow ? Today’s military ?
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SPC Elaine Brown
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We had something called the "barrel". If we did something really dumb we had to stand in a 55 gal drum in the middle of the room for a certain amount of time so that everyone could make snarky comments. We were threatened with it more than it was actually used though. If it looked like we were getting ready to do something stupid, someone would mention the "barrel" which saved many a Pvt from the you know what.
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