Private at basic left his weapon unattended. This is what he got in return.

A private that majorly screwed up got to carry a bright orange pair of leg boots around their necks until another private totally screwed up. We called it gettin da boot. Lol

Two interesting things stick out in my great memory, neither was my punishment, one soldier left his weapon unattended in a truck and the truck left. The squad leader gave him a wood 4x4 the length of a m16 with a sling to carry the rest of the week.. Another soldier fell asleep on perimeter guard and our Squad Leader had the young soldier low crawl the rest of his shifts back and forth between fighting positions on the perimeter for the rest of the night. (about 3 hours worth)

One of my favs was a lost ID card. Carry around a huge cardboard replica of the ID card for a while...very funny.

Hell l had a soldier leave one of his two day one in theater and the whole company had to have their weapons bungy corded for over a month.even the 1SG and XO did it.

You only need to learn one time

Seeing these stories have me dying laughing. Someone should post these as "Lessons Learned." The Joes would love it

How did they make him so small? It's obviously some sort of super-ray, but what kind? Will he ever grow to his original size? I think it would be coolest if the ray is blue.

We had one guy who was always sleeping so we made him wear a clock around his neck with the words 'Time is my enemy" on it. Didn't help much, though. But was funny as you know what.

Photoshop?

Lol we had to eat with our left hand.