Posted on Feb 11, 2014
SSG Robert Burns
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<span style="font-family: arial;">An officer in a hot air balloon realised he was
lost. He reduced altitude and spotted an NCO below.<br><br>He descended a bit
more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet
him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."<br><br>The NCO below replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees
west longitude."<br><br>"You must be an NCO ," said the officer.<br><br>"I am,"
replied the NCO, "How did you know?"<br><br>"Well," answered the officer,
"everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of
your information and the fact is that I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been
much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."<br><br>The NCO below
responded, "You must be an officer."<br><br>"I am," replied the officer, "but
how did you know?"<br><br>"Well," said the NCO, "you don't know where you are or
where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of
hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow it's my fault."</span>
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Maj Chris Nelson
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Yup....can't disagree.....Officers, making simple shit hard since 1776!
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CPT Multifunctional Logistician
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ROFL! Ouch!  I would like to disagree, but I would be full of hot air...  That is a good one!
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SSG Shawn M.
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Sounds pretty accurate to me!
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The NCO and the Officer...Is this anecdote accurate besides being hilarious?
1SG Steven Stankovich
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Edited 12 y ago

I posted this as "my favorite military joke" a while back in that forum discussion.



I'm disappointed in you SSG Burns.   

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SSG Robert Burns
SSG Robert Burns
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I am so asahmed.  RP Admin please deduct 1000 influence points from me to reflect this atrocity. 
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1SG Steven Stankovich
1SG Steven Stankovich
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LOL...good one brother.  On the plus side, you do have great taste in jokes.  That one is one of my favorites.
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MAJ Laurie H.
MAJ Laurie H.
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SSG Burns, maybe we should roll out a self-awarded shame badge for moments like this?
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1SG Steven Stankovich
1SG Steven Stankovich
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Classic...lol...


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Cpl John Davis
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lololol
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SGT Christopher Barker
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Yep, sums it up.
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SFC James Baber
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This is a very interesting and thought provoking story, alas it does hit the nail on the head with some people I have come across and dealt with over the years.
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SSgt Boyd Herrst
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Maybe... to some it may seem to be like it..... there seems to be arrogance on both sides..
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SSgt Bob Mobbs
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How true
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