What are some of the best name combinations you came across while serving?

I used to work with a SPC Poage. I find that hilarious. And right now in our unit we have George Jones and Peter Parker. Then we also have SPC Cain and SPC Abel. Except when they had an MME match Abel slew Cain. Although working in call centers I have come across Richard Seamen and Phuc Mi.

Had a classmate with the last name Woody, he is now a Major...Major Woody. Also had an RI named SSG Weiner.

When my cousin was in the Navy, he was Seaman Gleman. He caught a lot of sh*t for that in Basic. Brutal. :)

We have a CW2 Duty, a CW2 Sergeant, and a LTC (Join to see) in my unit. All pretty good.

Went to basic with a Private Soldier. I wish I'd seen him make sergeant. That would have been awesome.

I knew a Captain whose last name was "General." That means at some point prior he was "Lieutenant General," and soon after I knew him I heard he got promoted, which would make him "Major General." Only person I can think of who goes down in rank by going up...

I also knew a Major Lipp. She was not at all a wordy or confrontational person, but people would crack jokes about it anyway. Oh, and her first name was Cherry, and she was decent looking, so behind her back some of the more sexist guys would make jokes about "where Cherry Lipp's Cherry Lips could go." More than once people had to be reported for that one (including reported by me), but unfortunately, in the time I knew her they always seemed to get out of trouble somehow.

Forgot bout MSgt Dickover who is about to become the monitor for our MOS.

In my battalion we have a Soldier Drinkwine and I have a Soldier called Drinkwater.

I can only imagine Drinkwater at basic...."DRINK WATER" and she come running over.....must have been most hydrated unit ever!

I had a Major in Korea back in 98. His name was Richard Head, oh yeah he went by Dick also.

My unit did something to me that was dirty.  They had a soldier who had my same first and last name.  They assigned him to me!  That was confusing at times!

While I was on head count I met a SFC Barney Castle.  And I currently work with a SGT Koch (pronounced Cook). 

A SGM told me when he was a 1SG he had a famale soldier with the first name of "Shitoya" which is pronounced shi-tonya.  If you look at the name you can easily say something else. 

I had a BN CDR named LTC Mister, which is humorous because he will be Mr. Mister when he retires.

This one's not military, but still a good one: My daughter broke her arm while I was stationed at Rock Island Arsenal, and the Orthopedic Surgeon who did the casting was named Dr. Bone.

Fictional, but I'll say MAJ Major Major Major in Heller's "Catch-22".

Exact circumstance happened to me.  Kind of messed up a good thing when he made Staff Sergeant.  SSG Major just didn't have the same ring....

I had a soldier in my unit once and the last name was YO....lol

I went to airborne with a private named Bigmedicine. With a name like that I wouldn't be surprised if he sold drugs.

Fullenwider and very much lived up to his name. Awesome Soldier and a workhorse just a big boy