What are some of your favorite military phrases/sayings?

Go get me a "left-handed tent wrench."

WETSU, Drill Sergeant, WETSU! (We Eat This S*** Up)

Sending the new private to find frequency grease or a box of grid squares.

Volunteer of opportunity kind of a take off of target of opportunity.

I want every swingin dick on the quarterdeck on 10 seconds and 9 of them are already gone.

Like a monkey fuggin’ a football.

How dare you 'm-barras me like that in front of my peers, I'll have your ass!!!

MAJ Robert Philpot - a dozen monkeys xxxx a Vaseline coated football .now that's cluster xxxx .

SN Craig Ralston - well...fuck me to tears!!!

Stop Eye F**king the area.

After gettin out of the Navy after 23 years I always end up being called “ Mark Aye”. Because I apparently answer every order with “Mark Aye (which is pronounced “I”. I never realize that I do it. I retired an HMC (SS/FMF) but during my first two years as A striker I stood the Helmsman watch...guess it stuck for life.

PO1 Gerald Taylor - I say that to everyone. Could be because of some hearing loss though; you know, from all those "cannon reports."