What are some of your favorite military phrases/sayings?

I heard Voluntold working on my Fire Dept, loved when I got to tell others they'd been voluntold.

Mandatory Fun

Tell Top we need extra canopy lights and a bucket of muzzle blast.

Time to unA$% the A.O.!!!

How dare you 'm-barras me like that in front of my peers, I'll have your ass!!!

MAJ Robert Philpot - a dozen monkeys xxxx a Vaseline coated football .now that's cluster xxxx .

Your sucking buttermilk

Wha Chu Doin' Boy... You Need a Boot Up Yo Ass?

SN Craig Ralston - well...fuck me to tears!!!

Stop Eye F**king the area.

After gettin out of the Navy after 23 years I always end up being called “ Mark Aye”. Because I apparently answer every order with “Mark Aye (which is pronounced “I”. I never realize that I do it. I retired an HMC (SS/FMF) but during my first two years as A striker I stood the Helmsman watch...guess it stuck for life.

PO1 Gerald Taylor - I say that to everyone. Could be because of some hearing loss though; you know, from all those "cannon reports."