Posted on Dec 29, 2013
What can you do or say at Basic to ensure additional smoke sessions?
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I thought this would be a good way to add some humor to the discussions list.<br><br><br>Things like...:<br><br><br>- Simply ask "Why?" for anything.<br>- "That was easy." after getting smoked<br>- Complain about the heat/cold<br>- Touch the campaign hat.
Drill Sergeant
Basic Training
Humor
Posted 12 y ago
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While being punished with the bear crawl, ask the DS if it's okay to growl and make bear sounds too.
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This was not at Recruit Training but have a Cpt. with the name Richard Weed and keep paging him "Capt. Dick Weed call on line 3"... First few times he laughed...
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-not "un-f**king" yourself fast enough
-Saying "but Drill sergeant..." usually followed by anything in a whiney tone
- comparing 1sg to a rooster *our 1sg in basic walked around and had this weird bob to his head and he looked like a rooster strutting around.
-impersonating a drill sergeant when not told to do so
-Saying "but Drill sergeant..." usually followed by anything in a whiney tone
- comparing 1sg to a rooster *our 1sg in basic walked around and had this weird bob to his head and he looked like a rooster strutting around.
-impersonating a drill sergeant when not told to do so
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touch a drill sergeants 'round brown crown' at any time for any reason. After doing such a thing in the chow hall to clean up a countertop while on KP, the DS asked me for my last four of my SSN... got out an index card and said every time I saw him to show him the card and work off the pushups of my last 4.. 5927 pushups that cost me.
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CPL Mark Andersen
We had a guy spill kool-aid on a drill sergeants campaign hat. I am betting, 32 years, that poor bastard is still doing push-ups in MOPP Level 4 being screamed at my a drill sgt.
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Fraternizing with the females was a big no-no in Basic. I've seen guys getting smoked just for saying "hi" to her.
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SSG Eric Blue
What about if she's trying to shoot her shot with you? Just kidding...that happened to me A LOT in Basic. I'd get smoked because the drill sergeants thought they were passing me notes and stuff, then they'd do a health and welfare on me to find them. They got REALLY MAD when they couldn't find any proof.
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In my first week at Basic, I had to report to the OOD shack. I hustled there and stood on the mark until the Company Commander bellowed the command “Come”. I marched sharply to the window, and popped off the most impressive British Style salute, Bernard Montgomery would have been proud. Unfortunately I was in the US Coast Guard.
I never found out why I had been summoned. But I did earn 6 hours of disciplinary tours. Run 2, walk 1, 25 cranks at the bell, high porting all the way.
I never found out why I had been summoned. But I did earn 6 hours of disciplinary tours. Run 2, walk 1, 25 cranks at the bell, high porting all the way.
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In Marine Boot......refer to yourself as " I "
Have your parents come up so they have to give you a special liberty.......paid dearly for that one
Have your parents come up so they have to give you a special liberty.......paid dearly for that one
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That’s easy. When I went through basic, I would walk the halls on CQ singing the Marine Corps Hymm.
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