What is the most embarrassing thing your child said or did in public?

My tiny man asked a person 'Are you a man or a woman?' We never did find out.

Years ago, our now deceased son, was 4 years old. I went to Sears, with all three boys, to get some tires. We went in and were walking around, and realized Kyle wasn't with us. We began looking all over the store. I walked towards where we came in, and there he was. He was sitting on a demo toilet, going to the bathroom. I called the other boys over and we all had a good laugh. I looked in the toilet and thete it was, several little land mines. I had to find a sales person and tell them what happened. At first the lady didn't know what to say. Then she began laughing. We left the store and waited outside.

While stationed in Hawaii...my daughter (then 3 or 4 maybe) and my family were at a park with our church family. She told us that she needed to go to the bathroom....4 or 5 times but we were to busy talking to friends. So what did she do? She took control of the situation...she dropped her underwear and squatted and handled her business...in front of the everyone. That will teach us to listen next time I thought...as we laughed.