Posted on Mar 3, 2017
What is your favorite double-time running chant?
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Up Jumped the Monkey From the Coconut Grove
He was a Bad Mutha%%% you could tell by his clothes
Alligator Shoes and a Purple Vest,,,
Diamond Stickpin on his Mother&&&in' Chest..
He had a Black Cadillac with Gold on the Doors..
Sitiin' in the back he had two Monkey @@##'s
singin'
Lo Right Left
Lefty right Left
Lo right Left
Lefty Righta Lo.
Well He picked up a pack and a rifle too
Said there aint nothin' that this monkey can't do
He humped all day
and he humped all night
Found himself in a fire fight
He called in arty and he called in air
Called it so cllose that it burbed off his hair
When the going got tough he fixed his bayonet
Said you aint seen nothin' yet
The monkey started cuttin and when he was through
He was standin' in a lake full of bloody goo
Well they don't make monkeys like they used to do
The new breed of monkey well they just won't do
they go to college and they dont wanna fight
They even stay home on a saturday night....
He was a Bad Mutha%%% you could tell by his clothes
Alligator Shoes and a Purple Vest,,,
Diamond Stickpin on his Mother&&&in' Chest..
He had a Black Cadillac with Gold on the Doors..
Sitiin' in the back he had two Monkey @@##'s
singin'
Lo Right Left
Lefty right Left
Lo right Left
Lefty Righta Lo.
Well He picked up a pack and a rifle too
Said there aint nothin' that this monkey can't do
He humped all day
and he humped all night
Found himself in a fire fight
He called in arty and he called in air
Called it so cllose that it burbed off his hair
When the going got tough he fixed his bayonet
Said you aint seen nothin' yet
The monkey started cuttin and when he was through
He was standin' in a lake full of bloody goo
Well they don't make monkeys like they used to do
The new breed of monkey well they just won't do
they go to college and they dont wanna fight
They even stay home on a saturday night....
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Sorry, unprintable here just as singing Barnacle Bill the Sailor.... which springboards into the joke about the blind lumber grader. Requires good dose of cognac on the front porch for best rendition.
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CWO4 Terrence Clark
What!! Now we can't sing Barnacle Bill???? No more O Clubs. Class 6 stores gone. Please tell me tall gins and short tonics, twelve verses of Good Ship Venus, and girls is still allowed!
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I've got two and I know I couldn't call them in today's environment. They are "My Girl's a Vegetable" and Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.
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1stSgt Eugene Harless
LTC Trent Klug - I'm pretty sure that RP would do the equivalent of making me stand with my nose in the corner, so I have to pass on sharing that knowledge.
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LTC Trent Klug
1stSgt Eugene Harless - I'm sure they would. Mustn't ruffle politically correct feathers.
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Cpl Vic Burk
1stSgt Eugene Harless - Ahh, com'on, we want to hear it. If they don't like it they can delete it!
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Your shoes are loose Your belt is tight and Your B---s are swinging from left to right, sound off, 1,2,3,4
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I have a girl that lives on a hill, --- ----- ----, --- --- sister will!
Sorry?
Sorry?
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LTC Trent Klug
CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 - Very nice!
I haven't had a chaw Mail Pouch in a long time.I also chewed Levi Garrett for a while. Made a very nice splat when it hit the ground. I preferred Apple Jack when I caught. It made it easy to spit on the umpire's shoes when they made a bad call.
I haven't had a chaw Mail Pouch in a long time.I also chewed Levi Garrett for a while. Made a very nice splat when it hit the ground. I preferred Apple Jack when I caught. It made it easy to spit on the umpire's shoes when they made a bad call.
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
LTC Trent Klug - 'Apple' was not 'right' for me. I have been researching chewing tobacco in hope of preparing a 'care' package for a 'hard corps' friend.
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1LT William Clardy
Not sorry, CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
But it does remind me of a ROTC cadet who started that one off as "I know a guy who lives on a hill...." with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. You could tell whose vocals were on auto-pilot four silly-bobbles into the response...
But it does remind me of a ROTC cadet who started that one off as "I know a guy who lives on a hill...." with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. You could tell whose vocals were on auto-pilot four silly-bobbles into the response...
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Cpl Vic Burk
CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 I just can't imagine that would have a bad connotation to it now would it? Yeah, we had that one in the Corps too!
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Good Old PT...
C 130 rollin' down the Strip... Airborne Daddy on a One-way trip...
C 130 rollin' down the Strip... Airborne Daddy on a One-way trip...
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Pain
Created by: SSG J.L. Brooks
soldiers in formation repeat lines in parenthesis ()
I've got PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my feet (In my feet)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my knees (In my knees)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my legs (In my legs)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
I've got PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my hips (In my hips)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my chest (In my chest)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my neck (In my neck)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Driving on (Driving on)
Created by: SSG J.L. Brooks
soldiers in formation repeat lines in parenthesis ()
I've got PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my feet (In my feet)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my knees (In my knees)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my legs (In my legs)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Drive on (Drive on)
I've got PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my hips (In my hips)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my chest (In my chest)
PAIN! (PAIN!)
In my neck (In my neck)
Suck it up (Suck it up)
Driving on (Driving on)
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Military Cadences USMC 1 2 3 4 I Love The Marine Corps.wmv
Military Cadences USMC , 1 2 3 4 I Love The Marine Corps - Full metal jacket
MSgt George Cater Here is one of my favorites:
1, 2, 3, 4, United States Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, United States Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, I love the Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, I love the Marine Corps!
My Corps!
My Corps!
Your Corps!
Your Corps!
Our Corps!
Our Corps!
Marine Corps!
Marine Corps!
Hmm Good!
Hmm Good!
Mmm Good!
Mmm Good!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
https://youtu.be/oRKhGRfM8R4
1, 2, 3, 4, United States Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, United States Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, I love the Marine Corps!
1, 2, 3, 4, I love the Marine Corps!
My Corps!
My Corps!
Your Corps!
Your Corps!
Our Corps!
Our Corps!
Marine Corps!
Marine Corps!
Hmm Good!
Hmm Good!
Mmm Good!
Mmm Good!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left
https://youtu.be/oRKhGRfM8R4
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