What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

I loved the look on my Company Commander's face when he opened one of my wall lockers to see the dash for a 1966 GTO, a case of motor oil, a propane torch and a large toolbox on one side. The other side had a small TV, and a complete stereo system. He started to say, 'What the..." then he shook his head and walked away while muttering, "I really don't want to know!"

I don't know what the fuck happened to the Army. Holy Shit. Read some of the dumbest , nasty ass shit I have read. Can't believe some of the stories I have read. Must be allot of pickle smokers in the military.. Fuck

Any how. Back in the 90's. When the Army was a real Army. A fellow unit member missed morning formation. As we were doing PT. I see someone running from tree to tree. Like he was on combat training course. He hide behind the tree till PT was over. Non run day. So me and couple buddies walk over. There's Shivley standing in his underwear. Shivley was a tall lanky Tennessee Jack Daniels drinking goofy fucker. I asked him Where's yer fucking pant. He replied with. In his strong southern drawl..

Man I hot fucked up last night. Didn't have cab money. Started walking back to barrack's. Decided to take a nap on a park bench. Two Polizei woke me up and told me to get back to barrack's. I think some German stole my Levis ... Germans loved Levi's jeans. Very expensive in Germany. They were nice enough to leave his wallet with ID..

He eventually got chaptered out . Crazy fucker

During room inspection they brought the Drug dog thru. My buddy across the hall the dog shit on his pillow.

I walke dby a barracks room one night while on CQ in Germany at Shipton Kaserne and I saw a female soldier on her bed with a lit candle in her ass while she was on all 4s sucking a guy off

Was getting a room inspection and my rate failed to tell me he snuck a cat into our room the night before when I wasn't there

Stationed in camp casey Friday night in July 2001 we had a private that had soju for the first time and thought he was superman jumped out of the 3rd floor barracks window with a blanket tied around his neck like a cape. Lol I thought he was done apparently being that blitzed helped him survive. He broke his arm in 2 places.

Me, as a LTC some of my commanders thought I belonged in the barracks. It was uncomfortable for everyone. I was on the throne one morning and got saluted. It was probably the first time the enlisted guy had seen an officer appearing to know what he was doing.

I would love to but I signed a Statement of Non Disclosure and the E-4 Mafia is a force not to be reckoned with.

In the latrine one morning, while brushing my teeth, the female to my left moved behind me and put the female on my right in a choke hold. So I moved behind them and stuck my arm between Private J's arm and Private A's neck and it took me, three other privates and two drill sergeants to pull them apart. Turns out Private A and a few others had been taunting Private J and that just happened to be the day she snapped. Got us out of PT though

Sleep walking drill sgt walked in our bay just like above photo . went down to the third bunk on right and climbed in lower bed that was occupied . Occupant got up screamed "What the hell you doing" Drill SGT. was sound asleep . CQ came up and was able to wake him up enough to get him back to his room . This happened every training cycle . Was the result of PTSD . He did multiple tours in NAM with Americal DIV. as an infantryman !