What's the craziest thing you've seen in the barracks?

When I was in basic training at Fort Knox in 1962, there was this individual who wanted to show us recruits how to drink liquor. He took a 5th of whiskey at began at the back wall of the old WWII style barracks and started walking to the other end of the barracks. He would drink and walk and when he reached the opposite end of the barracks the bottle was empty. He was out like at light bulb and nearly died, all to show how boys from Chicago could dink liquor. What some people will do to impress others. I always thought that was so stupid.

My brother flight during basic told me they had a guy who was preaching mein Kampf in the dorm, he got kicked out.

There was a mad shitter in the barracks. Turds would be found on the latrine floor, in the deep sink. The walls of the commodes would be smeared with shit.

The mystery was finally solved when an alcoholic SSG was found passed out on a toilet, pants down and shit on his hands and on the walls.

Coming back from the E-Club. I passed the barracks being used as temp barracks. Guy dressed as a ninja turtle standing in the beer garden hands on hips just staring in my direction. No words, no movement, just standing.

Everyone drinking. Then a pig wearing a pink dress runs by with two guys chasing it one dressed as Mario the other like Luigi. We pause to look. Then resumed drinking.

Dorm management send you pics of your Airmen's room, and states that he is hoarding trash.

During basic training my DI couldn't tell my identical twin and I apart.

basic training 1991 C Btry 2 Bn 30 FA Ft. Sill,Ok went to a rodeo in the cattle trucks will our canteens as we had to drink a quart of water on hr we had to keep them on us at all times. Well needless to say some private had a beer and had to piss on the way back to ft. Sill so he dumped his canteen out and pissed in it. so we get to the drill pat and the Ds says empty your canteens and hold them upside down over your head well low and behold on chump doesnt do it so the Ds says drain your canteen still not happening so the ds grabs and opens it and smells it. whever ever happened next dont know. we also had the invisible Drill Sergant who approved the vending machines at 1 in the morning alomg with all the no go stuff.

Seen two pfc's wearing body armor out in company area shooting each other with 9mm's. When the mp's came they said they just wanted to see if the armor actually work. Never seen them again

In bct one of the females dressed up in her dress blues coat and tied a shirt on her head then danced around saying that was her weave.