What's the silliest FAKE military job/MOS you can think of?

Sgt Tom Vaughn No, he was a bomb guidance specialist.

A friend had a young lady ask what his Jump Wings meant, and without thinking, that's what he answered. He scrambled and eventually said, "Well, once we're done fixing it, we have to jump off and parachute to the ground."

If nothing else, it got him laid... ;)

I was in the "Circus". When I went into the military, my little neighbor was my buddy, I am the big kid who still has not grown up. She was told I had gone into the service. Some time had passed, she went looking for me at my parents and asked if I was back from the "Circus" yet.

PO3 Lisa Allee - ...
I Have An EX That May Well Beat Your Best Ever Comments:
#1... I Took Her To Panama, Where I Had Previously Lived For 3 Years, As Part Of Our Honeymoon......My Brother JIM, Whom Resided In Panama As A Permanent Resident,
Asked: "How'd You 2 Like To See The Canal Today?
To Which She Replied: "Is This Where The Panama Canal Is"?
#2... I Was Assisting My Step Son With His Homework; Studying The Grand Canyon,
When She Heard Us From The Kitchen, And Asked Her Son, Eddie, :
"Does Your Book Say When We Built The Grand Canyon"?
#3.....Also Regarding Panama, She Asked: "Are We Very Far From Mexico?
(She'd Previously Lived In Uvalde, Texas, .. Close To The Rio Grande)
YUP I Just HAD To Divorce HER...
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