Posted on Aug 12, 2015
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I have been on some rough ones...I had CQ last time my Green Bay Packers were in the Super Bowl, I had CQ another time when Daylight Savings Time changed (two o'clock in the morning came twice in that shift) and tomorrow I am going to be on EOC when Green Bay destroys New England! I am not complaining, the job is worth it, but I'd love to hear from you! What was the worst possible time you could have had duty?
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New Years Eve on Staff Duty....received several calls about soldiers being drunk and disorderly.... Here's the kicker, went home to have a quick dinner with my family, get a hard knock at the door. By the time I got to the door whoever it was, was gone. But I heard a lot of screaming and yelling, I though nothing of it; thought it was kids being kids. About 15 minutes later here comes the MP's asking have I seen two naked individuals running around this area. I looked puzzled trying not to laugh and responded "no I haven't, naked? what happened?." They explained Apparently the wife came home from her shift early and found her husband in bed with another woman. She pulled out her tazer & pepper spray and starting shocking/pepper spraying them both, they got away naked. Imagine if I had answered the door a minute or two faster...I would have been staring two naked people in the face with a mouth full of food.
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That would have been a great sight!!! Lol! What a great story!
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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SFC (Join to see) excuse me ma'am, but I was just tazed and maced, do you have a towel, or a sheet I can borrow to conceal my nekkidness?

How do you respond to that?
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I would have the craziness look on face, but I would definitely give them something to cover up with.
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I am not sure if it was one of the worst, but it was certainly one of the most interesting. I was sitting on Squadron Staff Duty (and luckily with one of the SSG from my platoon). It is somewhere around 0200, and for whatever reason, my SQDN CSM decides to pop his head into the HQ office where we sat. He is in civilian attire. Again it it 0200. I have my feet kicked up, Im watching a movie. When he walked in, I looked at him thinking it was someone either signing out for leave or signing in from leave. He looks right at me and asks "SPC, dont you stand at parade rest when you see your CSM?" And in my young dumb SPC mentality, I responded with "I didnt recognize you, CSM." All the while I never sat up or stood up and went back to watching the movie. To this day, I still wonder why I was not killed on sight.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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MSG (Join to see) - So the real question is, have you seen it repeated now that you have advanced in your career?
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PO3 Steven Sherrill - Personally, I have not.
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SSG Michael Hathaway
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Haha, I had a CSM pull that on me as well many years ago when I was on CQ. He was doing barracks checks in civvies at zero dark thirty on a weekend. I did recognize him as he was older than most, so I at least stood up. We were not allowed electronics but were allowed to have books. He immediately asked, "PFC Hath, why are you not at parade rest for your CSM?!?!" I was studying for the possibility of going to the board and I responded quickly with "rendering a salute is not required when either party is in civilian attire, so it would stand to reason that while I respect you CSM and your rank, should I stand at parade rest for a Senior NCO when I don't have to show the customs/courtesies to an officer?"

Crap hit the fan....but I did get some good PT in that night, haha. Still, I never got an answer on it if showing customs/courtesis to a NCO (even in civvies) is appropriate when we don't do the same for officers.
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SSG Michael Hathaway - He was probably so flabbergasted with your quick thinking, he wasnt sure what to say except front back go
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My worst was my most humiliating, 1975 my self and two male MP got beat up by a Lesbian WAC when we broke up her fight with her girlfriend, the WAC jumped us because we broke up the fight. The three of us tackled her and held her down as more help came.
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What was the worst CQ/Staff Duty/EOC you have ever been on?
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Had coffee while deployed and it was 2 beer night. ... I got no beer
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Oh that's the worst!!
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SPC Joseph Jones wins the post!

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SPC Joseph Jones
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Ment cq
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Staff Duty officer on 9-11. Was also the BN S3. Had to supervise execution of portions of the plan to get Fort Carson to FPCON D. Lots frantic taskings and calls asking "....we there yet....we there yet...we there yet...". Many Young soldiers asking me what I thought would happen next. I told them to get themselves ready because when we figure out who did this, we would be getting payback at a time and place of our choosing.
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What a night, I'm sure that turned into even longer than just a night!!
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The worst one I can think of is one time I was on barracks duty with another Cpl. For those of you who don't know, Marines wear their chucks aka service charlies during duty. Well, when a typhoon hits the duty is supposed to change to cammies. Also most of the time when your on shift and a typhoon hits you station shift until the end. It was about 2200 when it started getting bad and we went into TCCOR 1C normally the time to switch to cammies. Well we were waiting for official word from battalion and they couldn't seem to make up their mind about it so for the next 45 mins we changed uniforms 4 times. Eventually that got sorted but come 0800 when we should've been relieved, nobody came to relieve us. By this time we were in TCCOR 1E so the CDO and everyone else in/at battalion couldn't come to the barracks. But we stayed on for another 2 hours when we got the call from battalion that we were in fact supposed to be relieved so we had to make the Marines relieving us get dressed and of course they were hungover from a small typhoon party they had and weren't enthusiastic. While we waited, we got a call from battalion again and they wanted us to police call around the barracks in our flak and Kevlar before getting relieved. So we had to get drenched right before getting relieved and of course when I finally get off and lay down to get some sleep, we went into TCCOR 1R so we had to get accountability. I laid down for 17 mins then had to get up for me to basically say "yes I'm here in the barracks safe and sound"......was an interesting night though. I will say that much
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^ this is why I didn't join the marine corps!!! Lol
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SSG Trevor S.
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I took my own Red Cross message on staff duty once.
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SSG Trevor S.
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SFC (Join to see) - Thank you. My Grandmother wasn't in very good health, and it wasn't all that unexpected. The timing definitely wasn't expected though.
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A Female Soldier comes in crying and before I could stop her from blurting out details she had told all present she was raped and who did it, but wanted to do restricted reporting at that time as a SHARP Rep I had to inform her since she blurted it out to like 7 people who aren't in the need to know that it was now unrestricted! She was very sad, upset, and dealing with assault!
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SSG Trevor S.
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SFC(P) (Join to see) - That's horrible on so many levels.
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LTC Jason Mackay
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Wow, that is tough brother. Sorry to hear that.
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SFC (Join to see) well, I think SSG James J. Palmer IV aka "JP4" would remember and "agree" that this has been the worst CQ duty on RP https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/married-e5-being-cq-runner-the-day-before-valentine-s-day hahaha!
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This is hilarious! I have never seen so many down votes!!
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MSG (Ret.) John Centuolo
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I was just about to get off Brigade Rear Detatchment Staff Duty runner when CID showed up and started asking questions about a car across the parking lot. The agent was asking us all kinds of questions and looking at our log and even looked through our tiny, tree covered window to see if we could even see the car. The Staff Duty NCOIC and I just looked at her and were like, what car, what happened. Well, the agent told us...someone had broken out all of the windows with a broom, even stabbed the broom handle through the front and rear windows a few times (since it is safety glass it is harder to actually shatter). Oh my that was an intense two hours or so of questions. We answered them the best we could, and she went from 'why didn't you see it happening or why didn't you stop it' to 'oh, I can see that you can barely see the car from here, or maybe even hear glass breaking from here, and your checks don't cover that area but the Battalion is supposed to be checking there'. It was a mess. My guess is it was a jealous/upset girl that did it to the guy's windows. Sure would hate to have been that guy. Seems to me, maybe he brought it on himself.
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SFC (Join to see) actually this is the worst discussion I've seen, and this specific one has a place in SSG James J. Palmer IV aka "JP4" heart! LOL!
https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/should-permanent-profile-sm-receive-reduced-pay-why-or-why-not
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This is amazing...I'm scrolling through to find SSG James J. Palmer IV aka "JP4" comments
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SGT Christopher Churilla
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When the ball was dropped on the schedule and I didn't get relieved until FOUR HOURS after the end of my shift.
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SSG Trevor S.
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That's practically SOP!
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LTC Jason Mackay
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I got a deal like that once as a cadet pulling exterior guard on something that didn't need to be guarded. Relief failed to wake up and ended up getting three shifts in the money pump. Very long next day as it wasn't a duty you got comp time the next day.

That has happened to me on staff Duty a few times, but the Relief made it in relatively quick once the mistake was detected.
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My Company was doing a trench live fire, but for some reason I got stuck in the rear on staff duty. When the radios started going off it was mayhem. I'll never forget that night. After the wire was breached, two Soldiers laid in the prone, feet touching. One pulled security on the trench, the other prepped a grenade. We're trained to cook the grenade in combat, but for training purposes we wouldn't be doing that. All should have gone as planned, but the grenade had a faulty fuse. It detonated immediately after the spoon was released, killing one and seriously wounding the other.

That night and the following day were absolute chaos. Due to all the information flowing through us, we opted not to get relieved, but to wait until it quieted down to facilitate a proper shift change brief. Our 24 hour shift turned in to almost 36 hours.
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SSG Trevor S.
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That's horrible.
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Oh wow...that's nuts...
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Capt Seid Waddell
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SSG (Join to see), O.K. - that one wins the prize.
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MSG (Ret.) John Centuolo
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That's terrible!
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