Posted on Jul 9, 2016
SFC Charles Temm
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SGM Erik Marquez
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Bo, our 150% above standrds weight / size American eskimo pup ate the bottom of every cabinet door front in the kitchen... this was brand new housing at Fort Ord, we were the first to live in it.
He also laid in the corners of several rooms and chewed the inside corner of the walls...And the 4x4 that held up the roof on the patio .

This was his way of saying i was wrong for leaving him at home, dressed in civilian clothes, he never misbehaved if I walked out the door in uniform.. But if I left in civies, and did not take him with me (or us) he chewed on something while I was gone..and did not matter if my wife was home or not.
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SSG Roger Ayscue
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I had a Black Lab that used to love to eat Fiberglass Insulation. Whe ripped the flex ducts out from under the house causing the AC unit to burn out.

After replacing the ducts and the AC unit, I found her a new home and got a Beagle
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Capt Vickie Adams
Capt Vickie Adams
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Wow. Fiberglass?
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SSG Roger Ayscue
SSG Roger Ayscue
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Capt Vickie Adams - Yep, sweet dog, but dumbest critter God ever stretched a patch of skin over. Gave he to a friend that did not have ducts in is cabin.
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SGT Jerrold Pesz
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Capt Vickie Adams - I had a German Shepherd that loved fiberglass. He ate all of the insulation out of the garage.
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SSG Stephan Pendarvis
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Funny story...

Had this adolescent dog ...a JR Terrier/sooner mix. Sunday morning...hot San Antonio day. This was like 1995-1996. We has the dog chained...went to church. Got back home later...church was pointless because the devil came out of me! This dog...shit...all over the living room carpet. I don't mean just some shit....he shit like he been holding it for days! There is not a pile of shit that at least 3 feet from another pile of shit for a floor that is 9 x 12 in length!! That will never leave my mind even when I get Alzheimer's I am sure. We had that dog only 2 weeks. Hope that next family had good luck. I am sure that apartment still has some residual smell....lol!!!
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Alan K.
Alan K.
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My husky went in the back of my wagon once....It was raining and couldn't open the windows.....Until we stopped under a bridge to clean it up it was....well you know!
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SFC Charles Temm
SFC Charles Temm
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we had a pitbull/greyhound mix...120 pd dog like a shetland pony...when we were house breaking her she dropped a load or 2 in the house. It was like a cow dropped a load, the dog has to have lost 4-5 pds each time.

Not the brightest dog I ever had but she loved my wife and thought she was a lap dog to boot.
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What was the worst property damage a pet caused to your home or possessions?
CPT Aaron Kletzing
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ruined carpets in a place that I was renting. had to give my entire $1.5K security deposit to the owner to help replace the carpets. still have the darn dogs, though ;-)
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Capt Brandon Charters
Capt Brandon Charters
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Peyton and Ollie....Pound for pound, the most destruction & love in the same package.
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It's just a joke....but a funny one.


http://www.tickld.com/x/gumnutkoala
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SFC Charles Temm
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OMG!!!! LOL
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SFC Wade W.
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All of our curtains needed to be replaced along with throw pillows and our cushions for the couch and chairs. We had an Aussie Shepherd that had separation anxiety. Normally she was ok but all it takes is one bad day.
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MSgt Richard Rountree
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In 1999 I gave my wife an Alaskan Malamute puppy for her birthday. When the dog was about six months old, we discovered that he had crawled under our 1999 Lincoln Navigator and ate through the wiring harness. The Lincoln dealer, after he stopped laughing, fixed it under warranty.
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Alan K.
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I figure 20K in 30 years .....The most painful was a custom made chaise for my wife that the dam cat peed on and claw marks on my favorite leather chair and foot stool
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Puppy chewed the cornersof the wooden pillars on the back patio of our first home. Before that he scratched all the paint and drywall off behind the bathroom door of our apartment. We didn't know until we were moving out and cleaning.
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LTC David Brown
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Actually tt was my son's dog. He ate the window sill in an apartment I was renting. The funniest thing was the dog ate the remote control for the TV. I took the remains to the cable vision store and could only get the remote that had very limited function. My son returned and didn't like the limited option remote so he went down to the cable vision office asking for a better remote. They told him sorry, we can't get the old remote. They pulled out the chewed remains and said " some guy's dog ate this one and we we couldn't get him a better one", Needless to say my son felt a little chagrin !
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