Posted on Jul 28, 2015
SGT Ben Keen
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So this is more on the health and walfare side of things but might still be interesting. This morning I walked into work like any other day and as I made my way to my cube, I heard the sound of my cube neighbor cracking open a can of Mt Dew. Now, up to about 2 years ago, I used to drink a lot of Mt Dew, like 4 to 5 12oz bottles during an 8 hour shift; was good but I stopped that and now I haven't had any soda since.

So as we were waiting for our PCs to boot up, he and I were talking and I asked him as early does he start to drink his can of pop. We both agree that caffeine is caffeine but is 7:00am too early for your fuzzy sugar water fix?
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Sgt David G Duchesneau
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It's never too early for a sugar fix!
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SSG Melvin Nulph
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I'm with you on that, never to early or to late.
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SGT John Wesley
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Really? 7am? I cringe to think I used to be that guy! I would drink a Mt Dew on the way to work at 6am! Well, I've made some lifestyle changes and soda was #1 on the remove list. I've lost 30lbs in the last year! Mainly getting rid of sugars!
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
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Congratulations on your weight loss!
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SSG Paul Setterholm
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I open a beer when I'm eat my fruit loops, so who am I to judge.
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SGT William Howell
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Is there something wrong with that?
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PO1 John Miller
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The "Real" breakfast of champions, bacon and beer!
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When is too early for soda?
CPT Chris Loomis
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I have to admit.... I'm so addicted to both nicotine and caffeine that I dip 'Cope and drink Monster energy drinks 24 Hrs a day without effect..... forgive me Father for I have sinned...
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MSgt Flight Chief
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I'm with you CPT Chris Loomis. I can down a Monster and hop into bed.
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PO2 Peter Klein
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Wait a few years, you will avoid caffeine after about 1200 hours.
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PO1 John Miller
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I feel you CPT Chris Loomis. I've currently got 2 pouches of Skoal Classic Mint pouches in my cheek and I'm chugging a cup of coffee!
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CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025
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PO1 John Miller CPT Chris Loomis 2 Kiddie packs at a time? Heavy!

As an addict, I hate buying gasoline at ARCO! All of those nice cans just waiting for me!
I allow myself 3/4 cans a year, I usually take one “hit” and throw the can in the trash!

Kipling’s poem, Betrothed speaks of cgars, women and his needs. ENJOY

https://www.bartleby.com/364/31.html

LT, photo shows COL DON HUNT, 1BDE, 40th ID and myself on the right of the photo with a can of ? in my right front pocket. Camp Roberts, 1978.
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MSgt Michael Durkee
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If he doesn't drink coffee or tea and feels he needs the caffeine, why not crack one open? I used to drink a lot of Mt Dew as well, I would drink a cup of coffee or two, then by 0800hrs started rolling into the Dew :)
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CPL Brendan Hayes
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It's not really any different than coffee for some. My wife adds flavored creamer to her coffee in the morning, and that stuff has almost as much sugar as Mt. Dew. I'm a pretty serious coffee junky, so I can't exactly cast any stones here.
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CN Terri S.
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I stopped drinking sodas 5 years ago! That sht will eat the chrome off of a bumper.....LOL... but then again i do like a good whiskey or Fireball!......Seriously though, normally I stick to Green Tea or an organic tea.
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SGT Writer
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You forgot to mention Cola is great for the battery.
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PO2 Peter Klein
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AAA has used Coke and Pepsi on my battery a couple times. That got me to cut waaay back on colas.
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SGT William Howell
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When you are sleeping it is too early.
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There you go!
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CPT Pedro Meza
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You Mean Rum and Coke?
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Maj Chris Nelson
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So, I wake up in the morning, first stop is to drain the bladder. Second stop is to open the Mt. Dew, third stop is take the shower.
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PO1 John Miller
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I'm not trying to scare you, but look up this Youtube video about what Mountain Dew does to a rat.
Get off the sugary carbonated beverages and drink coffee! :)
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